tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36143428229432992882024-03-13T08:07:40.940-07:00Madeline Elayne, erotica author, fetishist and general ne'er do wellCatch-all webpage of erotica author Madeline Elayne. Information on works in progress, published and soon-to-be-published works, as well as free erotic microfiction can be found here.Madeline Elaynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15869227638200564350noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3614342822943299288.post-1677913531487647442015-09-29T11:17:00.000-07:002015-09-29T11:17:08.432-07:00New Book and a Giveaway!<div style="text-align: center;">
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I have good news, everyone!<br />
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Firstly, I have not, as previously assumed, fallen entirely off the face of the planet. And I've even been writing a little bit.<br />
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In fact, I have a small bit of fun microfiction out in Circlet Press's new book: <a href="http://www.circlet.com/?p=1575" target="_blank">The Circlet Treasure Chest.</a> The story is called Femme Fatale and it is quite likely the shortest thing I've ever written but I do like the way it turned out.<br />
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Even better, you can win it! Free! As well as 25 other ebooks! All in one single contest!<br />
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Circlet is a deightful press that specializes in erotic speculative fiction and has published some phenomenal talent. And all the queer, squee!<br />
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<a href="http://www.circlet.com/?p=1701" target="_blank">Enter here</a> and try them out at no risk to you!Madeline Elaynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15869227638200564350noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3614342822943299288.post-69816484557977145562014-11-12T09:56:00.001-08:002014-11-12T09:56:44.313-08:00Smutting and the BrainHello there, all my smutty, literate friends!<br />
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I've been gone a long while, I know. And I'd like to take a minute to explain a) why, and b) why I hope very much to be back, though maybe not exactly as before.<br />
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For several years now, I've been experiencing perplexing symptoms that my excellent team of medical professionals have yet to stick a diagnosis on to. What I can tell you, though, is that on top of it making it so that I catch everything that's going around, typically twice, and it lasts much longer than for everyone else, it also has some significant cognitive symptoms. Some days I cannot remember simple words. Some days I can't muster the strength of will to get out of bed. And many days, I feel like I'm in one of those PSAs for "How to tell if one of your loved ones has Alzheimer's."<br />
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Truth be told, I haven't written a single word creatively for almost three years now. I have had anthology publications since, but not for things I've written in that time period.<br />
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I'm terrified, my friends. I'm so scared that along with my facility for immediately thinking of the right word or turn of phrase, I've lost my ability to tell stories at all. So please, bear with me. I will be back. I need to be back. But I can't guarantee that what I write now will be the same quality as what I once wrote was. I know that Terry Pratchett continues to keep at it, despite actually *having* Alzheimer's , but I am no Terry Pratchett.<br />
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All I can promise it that I will try. Try and write. Try and update you on what I've had released since my last update, and a review I promised that is several months late.<br />
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And there is something that I'm excited about! <a href="http://lantoniou.com/" target="_blank">Laura Antoniou</a>, author of the Marketplace series, has opened up her setting for another anthology of fan fiction due this weekend, November 15th. As some of you may know, I had a pile of fun rolepalying in her talker-based roleplaying game set in the universe, and her call has been the temptation I've needed to try again. I am not sure that what I finish will be submittable let along quality enough to get accepted to the anthology, but it's got me trying again. And that is very good, indeed.<br />
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So wish me luck, or wish me well, or just stay tuned to see this little place on the internet come to life again. <br />
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Mad is back. To some extent, at least. <br />
<br />Madeline Elaynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15869227638200564350noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3614342822943299288.post-41012890213973776352011-12-09T08:13:00.000-08:002011-12-09T08:13:26.461-08:00EBook Review: The Pleasure Dial by Jeremy Edwards<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://oceroticbooks.com/ebooks/the-pleasure-dial-an-erotocomedic-novel-of-old-time-radio" target="_blank"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tnMxndW7X9w/TuIrN2ewzDI/AAAAAAAAAGs/GDEq9iSmR7Q/s1600/PD" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span id="goog_180304119"></span><span id="goog_180304120"></span></div><br />
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Jeremy Edwards has, in two novels and countless shorter pieces, managed to earn himself a spot as a master of erotocomedic fiction. The light, carefree but deeply affectionate way in which his characters interact with each other has become his trademark, and I'm hooked on it.<br />
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See, here's the thing: Jeremy can write sex. Delectable, naughty, and unbelievably arousing sex. He does it often. The Pleasure Dial is full of it. Despite how lust-inspiring his sex scenes are, though, I found myself rushing through (but never skipping, heavens no!) the sex scenes to find out what wacky, hilarious, delightful thing his characters were going to do next.<br />
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He writes clever, intelligent, highly sexual characters who are turned on by other clever and intelligent characters. There is this one lovely scene in which the protagonists go to visit a friend's home and have a hard time manoeuvring because of all the overstuffed bookshelves that line every wall. Most gratifyingly, good old Artie gets as turned on by seeing this as I do reading the description! <br />
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This is shorter than most of my reviews, and partly that's because I don't want to ruin a single thing for you, just go out and get a copy for yourself!<br />
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5/5 sexy cloche hats (and an extra feather for luck.)Madeline Elaynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15869227638200564350noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3614342822943299288.post-60912187778173865882011-10-23T18:00:00.000-07:002011-11-03T04:24:55.016-07:00Adventures in (Kinky) Nerdliness<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.amazon.ca/Marketplace-Laura-Antoniou/dp/1885865570/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1319411672&sr=8-1"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OXMWyNBjVWE/TqSkTq0VIdI/AAAAAAAAAGM/1Q6sNjDE0uk/s1600/MP.jpg" /></a></div><br />
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Confession time: In case you don't already know this about me, I am a GIANT nerd. I've played just about every tabletop <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">roleplaying</span> game there ever was. I had, and still have an enormous bucket of dice with a ridiculous variety of numbers of sides. So, for me, one of the most exciting aspects of the proliferation of the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">internet</span>, was online role playing games. I don't mean things like World of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Warcraft</span> (though that *is* fun!) I mean the much earlier iterations of text-based <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">roleplaying</span>, interactive storytelling, in which I control one character, you control another, and we can take turns writing the action or dialogue in "real time" over the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">internet</span>. In the end, you don't have anything publishable, but you sure did have a lot of fun!<br />
Over the years, I've tried out several of these groups, in several different mediums. Some of them were sweet and cute and innocent (Final Fantasy II, anyone?) Some of them were plain awful (yes, I'm embarrassed to say that I played with <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Gor</span>, though I didn't make many friends by calling it playing!) A few, though, were pretty damned fun. The one I think I had the most fun playing in was on an old, now defunct telnet talker server called Iron Rose, and the world in which the game was set was something called "The Marketplace." When I stumbled on this <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">rpg</span>, the only thing I knew about this world was what I read in the 2-page quickie guide: a contemporary world in which a consensual slave market exists a la Exit to Eden, minus the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">cheezy</span> resort. Apparently, there were based on a set of books (there are currently 5 of them) written by some woman I'd never heard of called Laura <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Antoniou</span>. One kind of neat thing that set this game apart was that the author of the books not only fully endorsed the game, but she would apparently even pop in occasionally to play along!<br />
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Loving the kinky, and loving the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">roleplay</span>, I ordered the first three books in the set, so that I could get the background skinny on the setting. Of course, I wasn't about to wait until they arrived to dive right in. Patience and I are not on speaking terms. I'm sort of glad that I waited actually. See, I figured that since I knew nothing about the world, I figured I would make a <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">character</span> that didn't know about the Marketplace either, someone who could potentially be "spotted" as a potential slave. And that way, I got to sort of discover some of the secrets of the world along with her (for the three weeks it took my books to clear customs, at least!)<br />
The game had been running for about a year when I found it, and it remained running for about a year afterward. I kept that one character and created a nice stock of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">NPC</span>-style <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">toons</span> that I could pop out whenever the server was quiet to interact with the folks hopping on. The folks who played there were smart, and sexy, and damn good storytellers, and I had a ball, for as long as it lasted. The Marketplace was a perfect sandbox for kinky people who like to read or write to play with their imaginations and push boundaries.<br />
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Why am I sharing this admittedly <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">embarrassing</span> bit of my personal nerditude? Simple. Laura's opening up her sandbox again! Not for a game this time, but for a book. She's got an open call for submissions right now for stories set in the Marketplace series of books. ---> <a href="http://blog.lantoniou.com/?page_id=1455">Calls for Submissions</a> Heck you can even stuck some of her characters in them if you like (insert high-pitched fangirl squee iffn you like!) She's got a few other calls out, too, so be sure to check them out. She hasn't edited any anthologies in forever and who knows if she'll keep it up if she doesn't get good responses!<br />
Now I need to figure out what I want to write. Fun, fun!<br />
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<a href="http://blog.lantoniou.com/?page_id=1455"></a>Madeline Elaynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15869227638200564350noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3614342822943299288.post-30623170376817333562011-02-28T16:48:00.000-08:002011-02-28T16:48:04.111-08:00Micro Fiction Monday: Crumbs<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-td3Wghy6DYo/TWxB7RWzHeI/AAAAAAAAAFw/zE5uEGr8R1g/s1600/Crumbs.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-td3Wghy6DYo/TWxB7RWzHeI/AAAAAAAAAFw/zE5uEGr8R1g/s320/Crumbs.JPG" width="320" /></a></div><br />
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<div align="LEFT" style="font-weight: normal; line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"> <i>After every fifth bite you take, I want you to find a way to drop some food on the floor. Anything will do, even a crumb or a single pea.</i></div><div align="LEFT" style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"> It seemed like such a small, simple, silly thing when you said it. Yes, we were in public, but I've been out to eat with a remote-controlled vibrating egg up my ass. I've been out with a full-on karada under my clothes, I'm no stranger to naughty little secrets. This? This is just nothing, right? I mean, it's like you said: just a bit of fun, reliving that that sneaky, misbehaving thrill you had feeding your dog what you didn't like off your plate when you were a kid.</div><div align="LEFT" style="font-weight: normal; line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"> <i>Bite number four.</i></div><div align="LEFT" style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"> You're starting at me from across the table with that nakedly hungry look in your eyes. Do you know how much this is making me squirm? My cheeks are burning, they must be a brilliant red. </div><div align="LEFT" style="font-weight: normal; line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"> <i>Bite number five.</i></div><div align="LEFT" style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"> <span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">I pick up my napkin to wipe the sweat from my palms. How am I going to pull this off? I wonder if you actually knew how hard this was going to be, if you knew how frustrating it would be to me to have to be a bad restaurant patron in order to be a very </span></span><i><span style="font-weight: normal;">good</span></i><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"> boy. There's a grain of rice, there, on the very edge of my plate facing me. Maybe, if I brush against it just like that when reaching for my next bite...</span></span></div><div align="LEFT" style="font-weight: normal; line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"> <i>Back to bite one again.</i></div><div align="LEFT" style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"> Having to count each bite isn't helping. Keeps me constantly aware of what you expect me to do. Counting each forkful, ticking off the seconds before I throw my food on the ground again like a child. </div><div align="LEFT" style="font-weight: normal; line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"> <i>Two.</i></div><div align="LEFT" style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"> I'm already trying to figure out how I'm going to engineer “accidentally” dropping the next morsel, nudging some crumbs from my roll to the edge of the bread plate for easy access.</div><div align="LEFT" style="font-weight: normal; line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"> <i>Three.</i></div><div align="LEFT" style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"> My shaking hands make the silverware patter against the plate when I cut my next bite of chicken. I manage a smile your way, and I think I see approval in your expression. I definitely see lust, enough to encourage me to keep going.</div><div align="LEFT" style="font-weight: normal; line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"> <i>Four.</i></div><div align="LEFT" style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"> I make sure the errant breadcrumbs land on my napkin, so that...</div><div align="LEFT" style="font-weight: normal; line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"> <i>Five.</i></div><div align="LEFT" style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"> ...I can let them drop to the carpet when I put my napkin on my lap. Thank goodness for the double benefit of covering the evidence of how turned on I am.</div><div align="LEFT" style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"> <span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">My heart is racing, I take a few deep, long breaths to try and calm myself down enough to continue. How many more groups of five bites, do you think, until the meal is finished? I lose count, focusing only on the litany of </span></span><i><span style="font-weight: normal;">one, two, three, four five, drop</span></i><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">. Over and over. </span></span> </div><div align="LEFT" style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"> <span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">I'm getting bolder. This time, I drop a nice, big slice of red pepper. The woman across from me sees me do it, and gives me a look like you'd give a bad puppy who'd just peed inside. You see it, too, though, and her sourpuss face can't compete with the look you get when you're about to burst into laughter out of pure joy. </span></span><i><span style="font-weight: normal;">I'm okay, I can do this.</span></i><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"> If I don't spontaneously combust first. Why is it so hot in here?</span></span></div><div align="LEFT" style="font-weight: normal; line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"> <i>Another couple of grains of rice.</i></div><div align="LEFT" style="font-weight: normal; line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"> <i>A tiny sliver of chicken.</i></div><div align="LEFT" style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"> <i><span style="font-weight: normal;">A little glob of butter.</span></i><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"> Crap. That one really was an accident.</span></span></div><div align="LEFT" style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"> <span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">And finally there it is: one last bite and my plate is clean. All that's left to drop is a tiny curl of onion, easily knocked off the fork when I bring it to my mouth. </span></span><i><span style="font-weight: normal;">Done.</span></i></div><div align="LEFT" style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"> <span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">I offer to go pay, </span></span><i><span style="font-weight: normal;">please please let me</span></i><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">. I need to get home, now. To be at your mercy, to let you quench this insane fire you've kindled in me. At your nod, I go first up to the counter where they keep the debit machine. You stop to tie your shoe before you join me. I hope I'm the only one who notices that it wasn't actually untied to begin with. When you get back up, there's a swagger in your step that wasn't there before. </span></span> </div><div align="LEFT" style="font-weight: normal; line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"> <i>The cheque is paid. </i> </div><div align="LEFT" style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"> Take me home now, Sir, please?</div><div align="CENTER" style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"> <br />
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An interview with yours truly has just gone up at Indigo Skye's lovely digs, Indigo Skye Ink and Art. It's a great site, by a lovely author (You can check out one of her stories in Uniform Behaviour--if you don't have a copy yet, why not? You should definitely click on the link to the right and get one. Yup!)<br />
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Interested in learning more about me? Of course you are! You can check out the delightfully smutty Indigo and her interview of me <a href="http://indigoskyeinkandart.blogspot.com/2011/02/exclusive-interview-with-madeline.html">here</a>.<br />
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Enjoy!Madeline Elaynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15869227638200564350noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3614342822943299288.post-75268347370308398892011-02-17T05:52:00.000-08:002011-02-17T14:31:48.076-08:00Butches Don't Wear Pink (and other fallacies)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-O379EhD80TM/TV0m5XT6euI/AAAAAAAAAE8/PV5H4Bq38fc/s1600/cowboy-belt-buckle.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="220" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-O379EhD80TM/TV0m5XT6euI/AAAAAAAAAE8/PV5H4Bq38fc/s320/cowboy-belt-buckle.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />
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A few of you might remember that a couple of months ago, I mentioned a truly fabulous new project by <a href="http://www.sugarbutch.net/">Sinclair Sexsmith.</a> That something, which had been unnamed at that point, but is now called <a href="http://www.butchlab.com/">ButchLab</a>, has posted its Symposium's call for submissions #2: <b>Butch Stereotypes, Cliches, and Misconceptions </b>. As with the previous call, I feel compelled to participate.<br />
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"><b><u>Butch Women Don't Wear Pink (and other fallacies)</u></b></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;">We, as human animals, feel compelled to categorize ourselves. It gives us a sense of community (I'm an X, just like those people over there are.) It gives us a sense of solidarity, and of comfort, to belong to a group. The problem is that as soon as we create criteria which allow us to belong to a group, we create assumptions about that group. </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;">A person can self-define as butch for many reasons, but somewhere in there is the feeling that on this grand spectrum of gender continuity, they find they fit best toward the masculine side of centre. There it is: Masculine, of or pertaining to men. Walk down a supermarket aisle and you'll see cover after cover of women's magazines screaming “All Men LOVE X...If you want to keep your man, don't do X, Y, or Z...etc.”</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;">Society and media tells us day in and day out that if you belong to a group, then you must have all the characteristics associated with that group. Yes, we say, that's racist, or sexist, or ableist...<i>but ya know, it's also true. </i><span style="font-style: normal;">But, see, here's the deal. It's not. There is NOTHING in any commonly held idea about a particular racial, gender, or ability group that is absolutely true for all members. That's why they call it discrimination, and not scientific categorization. And even the people who agree that sexism, or racism is bad seem to make a glaring exception for categories with which people must choose to self-identify. Well, if </span><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">they think that all this stuff is true about themselves, then why can't I think it?</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">The reason you can't think that is simple: you </span></span><span style="font-style: normal;"><b>don't</b></span><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"> know what they're thinking about themselves. My experience with masculinity is different than yours, and therefore the part of my identity that I think of as “masculine” will not completely match yours. Period. For example, when I was growing up, it was my father who did the cooking in the house. All the cooking. To this day, I consider cooking a masculine trait, despite the fact that I'm clearly in the minority for thinking so. This is both a large and rather trivial example, but it will do to stand in for the thousands and thousands of small idiosyncrasies in each of our conceptions of what constitutes “masculine” and “feminine.” </span></span> </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">It's actually a fairly simple thing to avoid, too, though it takes a conscious effort. DON'T ASSUME. It's just that easy. Just because K is butch doesn't mean that she will bristle or bite your head off if you open the car door for her. The fact that she </span></span><span style="font-style: normal;"><b>doesn't like acts of chivalry directed toward her</b></span><span style="font-style: normal;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"> means that she might just bristle or bite your head off if you open the car door for her. G loves pink. Doesn't mean she isn't butch. That hot pink cowboy shirt she had on yesterday was WAY masculine, and super hawt, too! The only cure to making assumptions about people is not admit to yourself that you don't know what they like ,what they don't like, or how they'll act in a specific situation based on any group that they belong to.(Heck, how else do you explain the existence of log cabin republicans?) You only know these things about them once you get to know them personally, as people, and not as gender identities.</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"><br />
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You can read my thoughts on the prompt for Symposium #1 <a href="http://madelineelayne.blogspot.com/2010/11/microfiction-monday-inspiration-butch.html">here</a><br />
And that's not all! Many, many other fabulous responses to the same prompt can be found <a href="http://www.butchlab.com/symposium-1-what-is-butch/">here!</a>Madeline Elaynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15869227638200564350noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3614342822943299288.post-86338718847554738582011-02-14T05:09:00.001-08:002011-02-14T05:12:36.420-08:00Microfiction Monday: For Skywatcher<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-IbJZPKcH6i8/TVkqOEWOX2I/AAAAAAAAAE4/2GGyka-AoiA/s1600/Rocket.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-IbJZPKcH6i8/TVkqOEWOX2I/AAAAAAAAAE4/2GGyka-AoiA/s320/Rocket.JPG" width="196" /></a></div>Yeah, yeah. I'm buying into the commercialism and being sappy on February 14<sup>th</sup>. I willingly accept all “cool-demotions.” This is for Skywatcher, my amazingly sexy, wonderfully patient and infinitely loving partner of many years. He was the first to post a suggestion to my contest page, and the only one who hasn't gotten his story yet. Yes, this microfiction is indeed about me and him, but no it has never actually happened. It could have, though!</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
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</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">It started off as an absolutely perfect launch, and I was silly enough to say so and jinx it. The rocket's ascent was flawless, weather cocking just right into the incoming breeze so that it would have to travel back in the wind's direction once the chute opened. And open it did, also perfectly, which is when I decided to push my luck and comment on how nicely the flight was going for a certification high-power flight. Fate replied to my taunt by changing the wind's direction just as it caught the enormous parachute, sending it flying at a nice brisk speed <i>directly away from us</i>.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">The LCO chuckled, and commented that it looked like I had a walk ahead of me as he passed me a two-way radio. You just grinned and said you were hoping for some exercise today anyway. Glad for a second set of eyes, I took off, squinting into the blinding afternoon sun as I tried to track the runaway rocket's trajectory. Suddenly that dorky wide-brimmed cowboy hat that I teased you so mercilessly for buying at the Irving on the way to the launch didn't seem quite so ridiculous after all. Even with a hand shielding my eyes, I wasn't having nearly as much success as you were keeping track of the errant missile.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">It only took the rocket seven or eight minutes to land, but it was a good half hour of tromping through the brush before we reached it. Fortunately the company was pleasant. The rocket was hidden in scrub brush ahead of us, but I had cleverly covered the six-foot diameter parachute with glitter and it sparkled and shone in the bright sun like a beacon. I picked up speed and skipped over to make sure that the landing hadn't damaged my rocket, and I think I heard you snicker your amusement at my sudden excitement. </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">Perfect landing, the thing was unscathed, but there was still one more thing left to check. For high-power, this was at the very bottom end of the scale, but it was capable of much higher and faster flights so I'd set up a test payload in the electronics bay to make sure it was properly shielded. No way was I putting a hundred-dollar tracking device in a rocket that was just going to melt it first time it went up. I popped open the compartment, and pulled out the plastic Easter egg filled with M&M candies. Not even warm. I grinned up at you.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">“See? Melts in your mouth, not in your rocket!” </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">I popped a handful into my mouth, and your amused grin turned into something more. You crouched down beside me, wrapped me in your arms, and our mouths met. I love that kind of kiss–when time just grinds to halt and nothing exists except the two of you...and the now two mouthfuls of melting candy. Seconds or forever later, you pulled away just a smidge, enough for us both to catch our breath. </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">“Hm, I guess you're right. You know... that was a pretty freak burst of wind back there, bringing us out here into the middle of nowhere. I bet the chance of another rocket heading out this way is pretty tiny.”</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">My shirt was already off before you finished the sentence. I went back to devouring your mouth while you fumbled with your buttons. The stupid hat was long gone so I could rub my hands through your super-short hair, loving the bristly feeling in my hands. I was in full on can't-wait-another-second-for-more contact arousal when the two-way crackled.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
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</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">Damn. Jinxed it again.</div>Madeline Elaynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15869227638200564350noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3614342822943299288.post-24748343552399312962011-02-07T23:59:00.000-08:002011-02-08T07:26:39.231-08:00Microfiction Monday: Excerpt from Wonderland<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Gotta-Have-Stories-Sudden-Sex/dp/1573446475/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1297177913&sr=8-1" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aSyHrLQVHzM/TVFdwo9vA5I/AAAAAAAAAEs/47DfpptxwtA/s1600/GottaHaveIt.jpg" /></a></div><br />
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The short story that this is excerpted from is very, *very* short, and so is this teaser! The rest of the story is available now in Rachel Kramer Bussel's delicious anthology "Gotta Have It" which is available NOW from the link above! So exciting!<br />
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<div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.25cm;">The drawback to assigning thirty-page term papers was that someone had to read and grade them all. Since the faculty thought a class size of twelve didn't merit a TA, that someone was me. I'll know better next semester, maybe a five-minute speech instead.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.25cm;">The grading wasn't going quickly, either. Over an hour in and I was only finished two, and not even halfway through the third. This was going to eat up my whole Saturday and maybe more besides. Thank god for Cara. Not only had she closed off the dining room, turning it into a study for me for the day, she'd been keeping interruptions at bay and even making sure I had a bottomless cup of tea on hand. Damn, I loved that woman.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.25cm;">Speaking of tea, I hadn't even touched the last cup she'd brought. I picked it up to take a sip, and noticed something on the table behind the cup—a blue and white clay poker chip with a pink heart in the middle. I shook my head. I didn't have time for funny little mysteries, so I went back to the paper I was grading. “Why Britney Spears should be included in the feminist movement.” Spare me, please.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.25cm;">The french doors always creaked a bit when they opened, and I looked up to see Cara come in, looking scandalously sexy in nothing but a Femmes Rebelles t-shirt and panties. I was a bit distracted by legs long enough to belong to a dancer's, so it took me a minute to realize that she came bearing gifts—a plate of still-steaming chocolate chip cookies. I shared my life with a goddess. She gave me a quick kiss on the cheek and headed back out to let me grade in peace.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.25cm;">“Let me know if you need anything, Baby.”</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.25cm;">I grinned like an idiot, blew her a kiss, and went to reach for one of the cookies...Wait a minute. There was a second poker chip stacked on the first.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.25cm;">“Car...”</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.25cm;">She stopped at the door, but she didn't turn around. I took a second to admire her lusciously rounded ass.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.25cm;">“I give. Whats with the secret poker chip deposits?”</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.25cm;">She turned around then, and her sky-blue eyes danced with mischief and glee. Her smile looked fit to split her face in two.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.25cm;">“I can't tell you, but I can show you, up in the bedroom. But not until you finish the paper you're working on now.”</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.25cm;">She shot me a wink and left for real this time, with a tease of a wiggle. </div>Madeline Elaynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15869227638200564350noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3614342822943299288.post-63579020880586467452010-11-30T12:34:00.000-08:002010-11-30T12:34:09.613-08:00MFM: Excerpt from Weight of Duty<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Uniform-Behaviour-ebook/dp/B004DI7PQM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&m=AZC9TZ4UC9CFC&s=books&qid=1290627706&sr=8-1"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aSyHrLQVHzM/TPQukCzlbDI/AAAAAAAAAEc/0U3CIaKjz5s/s1600/UB.jpg" /></a></div><br />
As mentioned in my last post, Uniform Behaviour is newly out, and we're all doing our best to promote it, so we can make piles of money for Help for Heroes! (and well maybe a little for us hard-working writer and editor types, too!) In an effort to entice you to do just that, I've posted a little tease from my story in the anothology, The Weight of Duty. Enjoy!<br />
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<div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">Once we managed to find it, McNally's turned out to be a really nice place. It was only half full, which I had been led to believe would be impossible to find during Tattoo week, and they had a surf and turf on special for only fifteen bucks, which included an enormous whole lobster and quite possibly the most delicious steak I had ever tasted. We each got one, and a local beer called Keith's Pale Ale which turned out to be really good, too. </span> </div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">Lisa was really good company. In between her smart-assed comments—which, to be honest, were starting to give me one hell of a hard-on—she told me a little bit about what it was like to play in a pipe band, and how to pretend to be listening to someone when you've get heavy-duty earplugs in to preserve your sanity. In exchange, I told her a little bit about being on the gun running team, and explained that “Gunner” wasn't actually some amazing title you got for sniping enemies, but was really just the equivalent of a private in the artillery. To her credit, if she was disappointed to hear it, it didn't show.</span></div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">She let me pay, which was a nice surprise, and once we made it out of the restaurant, she used the front of my shirt to pull herself up on her toes and me down low enough for her to suck me into a mind-blowing hold-nothing back devour every inch of me kiss that left me dizzy. She tasted like steak and beer, which was really fucking hot, and she smelled like lobster, which was, well...not. So did I, for that matter, and I suggested going back to my bunk to clean the fishy-smell off us. Thompson would be out getting shit-faced, as was his daily ritual, and wouldn't be back until at least 2 am, I promised.</span></div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">I won rock, paper, scissors and got the first shower. The cheap motel bathroom was kind of dingy, but the water was hot and clean and fresh and felt amazing pelting my naked skin. I knew enough to bring my own body wash with me instead of hoping that the dives the put us up in provide tiny little bars of crap soap, and the rich lather on my cock and balls was almost one stimulation too many after an evening out with Lisa. </span> </div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">I was still debating whether a quick jerk-off was a wise move considering how close I was to coming already when she decided to join me. Clothed, Lisa was pretty fucking hot. Naked, she was like a miniature goddess or something. Every inch of her skin was the same creamy peach, there wasn't a tan line in sight. Hard pink little nipples pointed straight up from tits that were just the right size to fit in a hand each with nothing left over, which I didn't waste a minute doing, getting her as lathered and wet as I was. She didn't shave her pubes, which was a relief to me since I always felt like a creepy old dude whenever I fucked someone who was clean-shaven down there. They were blond, which explained the blue eyes, and she purred like a kitten when I soaped them up.</span></div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">She pulled in close to me under the pelting water, and took my cock in her one hand, grinning up at me when she produced an unwrapped condom in the other. I leaned down to kiss her, then, guiding her arms up around my neck so I could roll it on. As nice as her hand had felt, I needed more than that right then, and I reached around to cup her ass in my hands—oh my fuck she had the most perfectly grabbable ass there ever was—and lifted her onto my cock. We kissed again, and she wrapped her legs around my waist and writhed against me like crazy but at these angles, this was just a tease. Don't get me wrong—having her moulded to me like that felt really fucking good, but there was no changing the fact that the lower half of my cock was pinned between our bodies instead of buried in hers, which is what we were both starving for. </span> </div>Madeline Elaynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15869227638200564350noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3614342822943299288.post-11203948517813198742010-11-24T11:51:00.000-08:002010-11-24T11:51:20.779-08:00Uniform Behaviour on sale now!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Uniform-Behaviour-ebook/dp/B004DI7PQM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&m=AZC9TZ4UC9CFC&s=books&qid=1290627706&sr=8-1"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aSyHrLQVHzM/TO1rAfJq-3I/AAAAAAAAAEY/xoj8Mkn6b9U/s1600/UB.jpg" /></a></div><br />
It's here, it's here, it's finally here! Uniform behaviour, which includes my short story "The Weight of Duty" is out for sale now! The image above takes you to the Amazon store if, like me, you're a kindle addict, or see the <a href="http://eroticaforall.co.uk/new-erotica-releases/new-release-uniform-behaviour-edited-by-lucy-felthouse/">release announcement here</a> for other formats!<br />
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...isn't the army boy on the cover PRETTY? Madeline Elaynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15869227638200564350noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3614342822943299288.post-50683877415194401942010-11-18T15:20:00.000-08:002011-02-17T04:20:48.313-08:00MicroFiction Monday Inspiration: Butch<div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aSyHrLQVHzM/TOW1UQyT-HI/AAAAAAAAAEA/YFzH8-hjlug/s1600/cowboy+hat.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="232" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aSyHrLQVHzM/TOW1UQyT-HI/AAAAAAAAAEA/YFzH8-hjlug/s320/cowboy+hat.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>If you've read any of this blog before, you know that I'm often looking for new inspiration to put in my less-than-stellarly-regular weekly mini-smut Microfiction Monday posts. <a href="http://alisontyler.blogspot.com/">Alison Tyler's</a> delicious little “Flash Fuck Me” contestlings are a good example of inspiration that I use regularly. Today, I'm looking somewhere a bit different. </div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;">If you haven't heard of the amazing <a href="http://www.mrsexsmith.com/">Sinclair Sexsmith</a> of <a href="http://www.sugarbutch.net/">the Sugarbush Chronicles</a> fame, then I suggest you remedy that situation. She is an amazing writer, educator, activist, and editor and she's got a new project. It's unnamed so far and the title is a secret, but what's not a secret is her first call in the project: <a href="http://www.butchlab.com/symposium/">Symposium #1 ~ What is butch? How do you define butch? What do you love about it? What does it mean to you? </a> </div><div style="font-style: normal; line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;">I am not stereotypically butch. I am, even while quite overweight, shaped like a friggin' hourglass with extra curves to spare. I'm easily identifiable as female, even when I'm wearing a suit and my hair is 1” long. I have a lot of butch tendencies, though. My partner has been known to say on several occasions, in response to people who can't figure me out that “you just have to understand that she thinks like a man.” Despite my lack of outward masculinity, I have a love affair with the term butch. I think that every person alive has a masculine and a feminine side, and I'm incredibly turned on by people who ride that line between either extreme, be they femme men, butch women, genderqueers, androgynes, or anything else in that lovely big wide stripe of rainbow colour in the middle of the gender spectrum. Butches, though, are the ones most guaranteed to make me melt with their deliciousness. </div><div style="font-style: normal; line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;">I especially love it when butch is an expression of sexual abandon. Let's face it, there are a lot of genetically female people out there who don't fit the only two common labels for sexually free women: slut or whore. But damn are they ever cads, Romeos, Dun Juans, lotharios, Casanovas, or philanderers. Of course, butches are often charming, courteous gentlemen, it's just that I'm magnetically attracted to the rogues.</div><div style="font-style: normal; line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;">To me, a butch is anyone who lets the masculine side of their personality out to play, and I hope that some of them come out to play with me. And thank the gods for the butches who make me smile every time I see them walk down the street, reminding us all that gender isn't dichotomous, and it sure as hell isn't defined by the random luck of the draw that configured our chromosomes to be shaped a certain way.</div><div style="font-style: normal; line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1cm;">In celebration of butches, and of the eloquent Mr Sexsmith's new project, this week's <a href="http://madelineelayne.blogspot.com/2010/11/microfiction-monday-trussed.html">Microfiction's </a>objet d'amour is deliciously butch. I hope you enjoy it!</div>Madeline Elaynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15869227638200564350noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3614342822943299288.post-4651887610223589222010-11-18T15:12:00.000-08:002010-11-18T15:23:53.222-08:00Microfiction Monday: TrussedOkay, I know. It's Thursday, but um... Thursday is the new Monday, right? RIGHT? I finally have my computer back in my happy little hands, and I shall celebrate by giving you some smut. Voila!<br />
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"> <span style="color: purple;">I know your type. You clean up nice, and you turn the charm up to 11 for everyone in the room in a skirt and heels, used to having them eat out of your hand. And why not? You're gorgeous, and smooth, and generous both with compliments and drinks. It's just your bad luck that I decided to wear the heels tonight instead of my shit-kicking stompers. Well, I say bad luck, but if we're being perfectly honest, you're looking a bit flush. I wonder— if I plucked your packer out of your jeans right now, how slick would I find the base? </span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
</div><div style="color: purple; margin-bottom: 0cm;"> Damn. I love it when you growl like that. Nothing like it. I could sit back and watch you struggle and fight all day, as long as I left myself a few breaks to get myself off. You look just beautiful all trussed up like that. Especially when you shoot me that look, yes that one: lust and fury and pain, all at once. Even more than I like that angry hiss when my belt hits again across the lovely curve of the back of your shoulder. I know my way around a knot, you know, you're just going to tire yourself out.</div><div style="color: purple; margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
</div><div style="color: purple; margin-bottom: 0cm;"> If I let you know how delighted I am with you right now with a chuckle, will I get another growl from you? I hope so. And yet, you're still so far way from the words that will make it all stop. Machismo. I love that about you, too, my boy. Not to worry, I'm in no rush—I'm sure you'll express your regret at calling me a “little lady” sooner or later. If you want to know...I'm cheering for later.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"></div>Madeline Elaynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15869227638200564350noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3614342822943299288.post-26147249615469074802010-11-09T15:51:00.000-08:002010-11-09T15:51:44.150-08:00A Quick Update and some Pretty!Well, my computer is still off being repaired and it has kidnapped all of my writing with it. Yes, I do now see how much less annoying this would be if I'd backed everything up online. *sigh*<br />
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November's issue of Safeword magazine is out with my story in it, and wow is it pretty!<br />
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<a href="http://www.safewordmagazine.com/erotica2.htm">Check it out here!</a>Madeline Elaynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15869227638200564350noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3614342822943299288.post-41071553692669004782010-10-25T01:45:00.000-07:002010-10-26T16:22:05.060-07:00Micro Fiction Monday : Yeah, I'm a coffee-porn addict<div style="color: purple;">You heard right. <i>Another</i> bite-sized bit of smut devoted to coffee. </div><div style="color: purple;">Double-double was published last night at <a href="http://www.everynighterotica.com/">Every Night Erotica</a>, which means that it's the featured story until a new one comes on tonight! </div><div style="color: purple;"><br />
</div><div style="color: purple;">Here's a little teaser:</div><br />
Anyone who’s lived in a small town in the Maritimes will tell you that in order to get all of the most recent dirt on the local residents, you need look no further than the nearest Tim Horton’s. Since Eric had lived in most of them, he knew the score. Today’s topic of discussion—and the reason that he was here—was Melissa Thornton.<br />
He was careful to prop a free trader rag in front of him while he nursed his double-double and honey cruller, hoping that to anyone casually looking his way, he appeared to be minding his own business. instead of actively eavesdropping on any bit of gossip the locals were willing to provide on the woman. While they proposed the scenarios, his imagination was free to fill in the much-wanted details.<br />
“All’s I’m saying is that there’s a reason she never comes to the church breakfasts and bake sales. She’s too busy getting sugar from her flavour of the week!”<br />
Forced chuckles recognized the weak pun.<br />
“You guys remember last March, when she was having her living room redone? The painter’s van parked right there at the bottom of her driveway—didn’t even <i>try</i> to hide that he was there three days, and never went home at night. I think the reason she gets all her work brought in from the city is that she hires them from an escort service!”<br />
“Do escorts do housework? I think I want one, too!”<br />
Eric thought of naked, paint covered bodies rolling around together on the tarp-covered floor of Melissa’s living room and the chatter around him faded to unintelligible noise.<br />
<a href="http://www.everynighterotica.com/double-double-madeline-elayne/">read the rest of the story here</a>Madeline Elaynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15869227638200564350noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3614342822943299288.post-50430559627885914072010-10-18T16:33:00.000-07:002010-10-18T16:33:02.962-07:00MicroFiction Monday: exceprt from a WIPHey guys. So I have been writing like a maniac this week. Unfortunately, none of it is a microfic. I don't want to deprive you of the secksy, though, so here's a snippet from one of my WIPs. (WIPes? WsIP?)<br />
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<div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 0.8cm;">Kris leaped back to the couch, and knelt on the cushions, straddling Anne’s lap. She reached forward, and cupped the smaller woman’s face with both hands, murmuring against her lips between soft, loving kisses.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 0.8cm;">“I don’t care. I haven’t seen you in three weeks and I missed you. So I want my baby, and I want her now.”</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 0.8cm;">Anne moaned and arched up as high as Kris would allow her, sinking her hands into her lover’s short hair, and managing to say, somewhere in between desperate, hungry kisses:</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 0.8cm;">“Mmm... say that again.” She pulled herself up so that her own much larger tits were crushed up against Kris’ perfectly hand-sized firmer ones. She moaned and sighed into the kisses, each time her nipples rubbed against her lover’s chest sent ripples of electric pleasure right to her cunt. She suddenly wished that all those layers of clothes weren’t in between them, but she was too horny to pull away from Kris’ kisses and fondlings to get undressed yet.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 0.8cm;">Kris slid her hands in between their close packed bodies to cup her lover’s breasts with her hands, tracing teasingly light circles on her nipples with her thumbs. Pulling away from Anne’s mouth, she ran her tongue along her jawline to her earlobe, tugging it in between her teeth, nibbling and sucking on it, breathing out the words in between nibbles.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 0.8cm;">“I.” She trapped her lover’s nipples between thumb and forefinger, rolling them, and rubbing them against the rough fabric of her blouse. Anne arched her back and moaned in appreciation. </div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 0.8cm;">“Want.” She thrust her hips, pinning Anne’s ass to the very back of the couch, grinding her crotch against her lover’s, humping her fully clothed. Anne’s grip tightened in Kris’ hair, moaning and sighing in between shuddering gasps for breath. </div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 0.8cm;">“You.” She bit down hard on Anne’s earlobe, in just the way that always drove her wild, picking up the pace of her thrusting and grinding against the redhead’s hips. Anne cried out loudly as teeth dug sharply into the soft flesh of her ear, stifling the loud noise halfway through with a gasp and a shudder. She’d have to be more careful: they were still in an open building on a school night. It was getting to be very hard, though, if she had to wait much longer to be properly fucked, she’d wind up coming anyway.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 0.8cm;">“Now.” She let go of one of Anne’s nipples, and used the free hand against the couch back to propel herself backward, landing on the floor, on her knees before her lover. Her free hand ran up Anne’s thigh, under her skirt, until her thumb ran along her crotch, sliding slickly along the thin strip of her very, very wet panties.</div>Madeline Elaynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15869227638200564350noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3614342822943299288.post-84862926038551188652010-10-11T17:24:00.000-07:002010-10-11T17:42:44.359-07:00MicroFiction Monday: Special Coming Out Day Edition!Today's MicroFiction Monday is double-dedicated! <br />
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Once in honour of Coming Out Day and once to the FABULOUS <a href="http://swtsies.livejournal.com/profile">swties</a>, who entered my <a href="http://madelineelayne.blogspot.com/2010/04/contest-total-idea-stealage.html">contest </a>not once, but TWICE! This is the result of her second entry. Just a reminder that the contest has been extended indefinitely, so if you have a list of three things that you'd just LOVE to see in an erotic microfiction, post them <a href="http://madelineelayne.blogspot.com/2010/04/contest-total-idea-stealage.html">here</a> and one Monday soon, you will!<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><u><b> A Spoon, a Knife and a Fork</b></u></div><br />
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<div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">I was asking too much of her, too soon, I knew. Honestly, I shouldn't have brought it up at all, but it seemed like she was at a crucial fork in the road of her life. I worried that if I didn't show her that I was willing to go with her down whichever path she chose, she might make a choice out of fear of losing me, instead of what was best for her. I wanted her to be able to say no, and have me right here to hold her and love her and tell her that was alright. That's exactly what happened, too.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">My one. My love. She looked so perfect sitting there on her knees at my feet, wearing nothing but the double-linked sterling silver chain that I had put on her. The padlock that could keep it locked there forever had been open on my palm until she made her decision and wrapped her hands around mine, closing it away again, for now. I could feel a tremble in her hands when she released mine and moved to undo the clasp of the chain at the back of her neck.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">“Not yet,” I whispered. “We still have an hour together before we both have to get ready to go to work, wear it for me until then.”</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">She looked surprised, and then relieved as it sunk in. This wasn't an all-or-nothing ultimatum, how could it be? I'd rather lose an arm than lose being able to be close to this part of her. This was an offer, and nothing more. I pulled her up onto the bed with me, and wrapped her up in my arms, spooning her. Holding her like this, skin against skin, with my bare breasts crushed soothingly against the creamy smoothness of her naked back, everything felt right with the world. If we weren't both so keyed up, we might have dozed off and wound up being very, very late for work. As it was, the hour passed by far too quickly. When I nudged her to show her the time, she sighed with the regret that I felt.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">“I don't want to take it off,” she murmured into the pillow. She had interlaced the fingers of her left hand with mine and held them far enough away from us so that she could better admire the matching white gold of our wedding bands. I was struck yet again at how lucky I was that someone as amazing as she was would agree to marry me in the first place.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">“Yes, you do.” I regretted saying it, but it was true.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">“Okay, I do, or at least I need to. But I also don't.”</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">“I know, love. It's okay, I understand. There's coming out and then there's <i>coming out</i>. Being gay almost makes us social celebrities in the circles we travel. Being leather and gay might just make us pariahs. I won't push you, I just needed you to know that I will be here, and waiting, with the offer still standing when you're ready to take that step. I have something for you.”</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">I nudged her until she let me up, and pulled open the bedside drawer where I'd hidden the pendant I'd made her. It was shaped as a lower-case lambda. </div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">“It's the blade from the first cutting I ever did on you. I melted it down while it still had a drop of your blood on it. This, you can wear when you can't wear the chain, as a reminder that the lock will always stay with me, and belong to you, until you choose to have it locked on your throat. I love you Sarah. I love the beauty of your submission to me, and I will never, ever ask you not to give it to me, for as long as you choose to.”</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">She cried, and I joined her. We kissed, and I was walking on clouds. I was the luckiest woman in the world. We came out as a couple on this day two years ago. Last year, on the same day, we were married. Maybe, a year from now, we will come out as something even more, but not today. Today, we will just celebrate our luck, and our joy.</div>Madeline Elaynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15869227638200564350noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3614342822943299288.post-6920981391260962802010-10-10T10:55:00.000-07:002010-10-10T13:22:13.870-07:00EBook Review: Daron's Guitar Chronicles Volume 1<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aSyHrLQVHzM/TLH9OoUMB2I/AAAAAAAAADk/PB_8wiU9JSo/s1600/DGC.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"></a><a href="http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/25887"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aSyHrLQVHzM/TLH9OoUMB2I/AAAAAAAAADk/PB_8wiU9JSo/s1600/DGC.jpg" /></a></div><br />
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">Daron's Guitar Chronicles Volume 1 is the first 40 chapters of an enormous body of work by the same name that has been released regularly now as a web serial at http://daron.ceciliatan.com. I confess to being a less than religious reader of the serial there. Daron was just the right age on 1986 to have been an older sibling or cousin of mine, the kind whose room I would sneak into at night to steal his cassettes and dub them so that I could listen to whatever he thought was cool and be <i>just like him.</i><span style="font-style: normal;"> </span> </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><span style="font-style: normal;"> I love getting the whole immersive experience, so I will occasionally take a break from my regular reading or writing and take in a whole chunk of chapters at once, being sure to click on all the youtube links so that I can be musically transported back to the 80s of my tweendom while I read. When I saw that they first 40 were available in ebook format (and for FREE too!) I just HAD to have a copy, but found myself missing the accompaniment. (Each chapter is the title of the song, and in the web serial there is a Youtube link to them. This is obviously not the case for the ebook!)</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><span style="font-style: normal;"> I found a way to fix that problem, though. See, I put all those chapter titles in a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=856801D0BF172D58">playlist</a>, so that I could timetravel back to the 80s while I watch it unfold in the story. You can't honestly tell me you're surprised at this.</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
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</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">The strength of Cecilia Tan's fiction has always been her characters. She can write delightfully wicked villains that you can't help but love to hate. She can pen a cad with the best of them. But in my opinion, she shines the brightest when her she writes a character who is simply heartwrenchingly sweet, especially when that character seems to hope beyond hope that this wasn't true of them. </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">The protagonist of this story is one of those characters. Rock guitarists are supposed to be thick-skinned and effortlessly charming cads. Daron isn't this at all: Daron is...well, he's real. It's 1986 and Daron isn't even 20 yet and he's already well on his way to being a future rock god. Unfortunately instead of being a womanizing sweet-talker he's an averagely awkward 19-year old who just happens to be gay (even though he can't even bring himself to say the word.) He doesn't know anything yet about who he really is, or what he needs in a partner, or even if he wants a partner at all. All he knows is that in his business “faggy,” “queer,” and “gay” are the most viciously insulting words there are.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
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</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">***<i>I kept my own eyes ahead, trying not to stare at the graffiti splashed across the steps ("Queer By Choice") trying not to hear the conversation of the two men coming the other way, trying to shut it all out. My hands felt damp as they brushed against my jeans. Everything here was a signal, a secret handshake, a subliminal image, and I wondered how long it would take Carynne to see right through me. What would I do that would give myself away? Even I had no way of knowing</i>.***</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br><br />
The author does a fantastic job throughout the book of generating empathy for her lead character without provoking pity. We as readers can feel his hurt and his confusion, and share his victories and regrets. Being gay is an integral part of who Daron is, but Ms Tan doesn't fall into the trap of allowing his sexuality to become his identity entire. He is a well-rounded sympathetic and delightful character in a charming, at times poignantly sad but always engaging book. Rock on, Daron, rock on!<br />
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<div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; page-break-before: always; text-indent: 1.2cm;"> I must begin by planting my tongue firmly in my cheek and saying that someone made a giant grammatical error in the book's title by placing a space between 'Bad' and 'Ass.' This book may be all about asses but they are beautiful, hot, sexy, wonderful to play with and fuck asses, but there's nothing bad about them. If, however, the authors in the anthology meant to name their collection "Badass," well, I'd have no qualms about that one. The authors—and their sexy stories of anal play—definitely fit that bill.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">When reading a collection of anal sex short stories, you go in with certain expectations. You expect something sexy, a little bit dirty, and probably expect to find something a little rawer, maybe more aggressive and naughtier than your standard “straight sex” or even oral sex anthology. What you don't tend to expect (or at least, I didn't) is a set of stories that are sharp, smart, sensitive, sometimes silly, that explore the power that people can and do have over one another when they begin any kind of sexual relationship, and that challenges societal gender norms. Whew! It must be that beautiful rolling Ssss at the end of “Bad Ass..ss” that has got me in such a sibilant mood. </div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">Perhaps if I were feeling sssmarter this morning, looking at the list of contributing authors might have given me a hint that I was in for more than just your average plotless whackoff book. There are five beautiful, intelligently written stories in this collection, and since I loved each one of them for different reasons, I just have to give each one its due.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">I don't know why, but I have a soft spot for melancholy in my smut. Maybe because it allows for such dramatic contrast when the sexual energy comes into full swing. That's certainly the case for Kristina Lloyd's bittersweet piece, <i>Dark Side of the Moon</i>. This is the first story of Lloyd's that I've had the pleasure of reading ,and she's definitely now on my “to read” list. Dark Side of the Moon takes the concept of a lifelong partnership drifted apart and treats it with sensitivity, intelligence, and lots and lots of heart. Fans of hot sex scenes don't fret, though because where sweet and melancholy reign early on in the tale, the lack of steamy anally inspired sexiness is made up for by the end, I promise! </div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">DISCLAIMER: Do not read Alison Tyler's <i>Pegged</i> while in your office, or your kitchen, study, sewing room, or garage. You might want to consider steering clear of doorknobs, rounded handles, pegboards, large utensils and small bottles, too. Trust me on this, you'll end up perverting half your hardware and being distractedly horny in those rooms for a long while afterward. <i>Pegged</i> maintains a frantically lustful pace throughout the whole story, and by the end of it, you might just be asking your copy of this story “was it good for you, too?” My book answered 'yes' to me, and the last line, which I will not repeat here so as not to give anything away, had me grinning like a hyena. <i>Pegged</i> is definitely making it to my 'I need to get turned on in a hurry' re-reading list.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">Didn't every bi and straight woman at one point in her life dream of snagging herself a hot, macho yet sensitive at the same time cowboy? The girl who's got Jax Baynard's <i>Night at the Rodeo</i> star in her sights has certainly decided that she wants one right this second, for hot n dirty out in the back alley butt sex <i>right this minute</i>! She's not exactly the type of arm candy that big macho guys tend to want to be seen with though, and our hero certainly proves his sensitive side by being able to say 'fuck it' to what other people might say about her, and 'yes, yes, hell yes!' to what their mutual lust tells them they want to do to each other instead. Lucky readers, because that means we get to voyeuristically enjoy the whole sexy, sexy show. And boy is it hot. One thumb up, but only because the other hand is um.... busy right now. A second, exhausted thumb up will come later, I promise.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">Power play and lots of delicious, well-written and hot as hell anal sex. Win-win, in my book. Sophia Valenti's Power Plays had me purring from beginning to end (and possibly drooling a bit, too.) It also reminded me how much fun it can be to have two equally strong and naturally dominant characters rolling in the hay together, so to speak. Hot, hot, hot!</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">Sommer Marsden is a woman after my own heart. I don't know who let her in on my fetish for storytelling as a sex toy, but it still wasn't fair for her to use it so openly, thus guaranteeing that I would be incapable of disliking her story. Not that I think I would anyway, since like I said, a hint of melancholy for some reason makes porn attractive to me. I generally don't associate 'anal sex smut' with sweet, sensitive, gentle and loving, but Sommer pulls it off beautifully. I fell in love for her characters in this story, and found myself cheering them on the whole way through. Admittedly, this story turned my heart on more than it did my naughty bits, but that was okay too, because my hand was pretty tired by the time I got to story five. </div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;"><br />
</div>Madeline Elaynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15869227638200564350noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3614342822943299288.post-5199552452440386232010-10-07T13:06:00.000-07:002010-10-07T19:10:55.022-07:00Bumping Up the Contest!For the sake of some fantastic new readers (thank you thank you thank you for reading!) I am bumping my microfiction contest, and calling for more submissions. On those Mondays when I don't have a new microfiction being posted on an affiliate site (like Trollop with a Laptop and Circlet) I will be combing the below comments for ideas that strike my fancy, and then dedicating a MFM piece to you, my amazing, fantastic, and delightful readers! If you haven't entered yet, and would like to, the details are below. If you have, and I haven't written yours yet, not to worry, I will eventually! And if you *have* entered and had your story written and dedicated to you, there is no reason that you couldn't submit another idea, if the fancy strikes you! I can't wait to see what you all come up with!<br />
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I was lurking around <a href="http://community.livejournal.com/circletpress/">Circlet Press' lovely Livejournal</a> today, because it's always a fun place to waste some time. They host the occasional author chat with their published authors. This week's featured author is <a href="http://kalcobalt.com/">Kal Cobalt</a> who I hadn't previously heard of, but appears to be full of much awesomeness.<br />
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During the author chat, Kal's set up a contest, and asked for readers to submit a list of 3 things that they'd like to see in a story. The winner gets a story written with those things in it, cool eh?<br />
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This is a game that I LOVE to play as a writer, so I thought I'd see what happened if I posted the same type of offer. (apologies, and many thanks, Kal!)<br />
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So here it is: anyone who posts a comment here with three things (as specific or arbitrary as you like) that they would like to see in a story has a chance to see those ideas put to fiction in an upcoming Microfiction Monday!Madeline Elaynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15869227638200564350noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3614342822943299288.post-82945605491724320602010-10-04T18:29:00.000-07:002010-10-05T07:21:30.822-07:00Microfiction Monday : For FulaniIn April, I posted a <a href="http://madelineelayne.blogspot.com/2010/04/contest-total-idea-stealage.html">contest</a> that promised the winner(s) a MFM entry based on their list of three things they'd like to see me put into a short story. Now that MFMs are back after such a long break (shame, shame, Mad!) I am finally going to make good on my promise.<br />
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Winner number one is the marvelous <a href="http://fulanismut.blogspot.com/">Fulani</a> who, despite the unfortunate use of a Whartenburg wheel and a feather for an avatar (two of the most despicable things to ever have stumbled upon creation) is a kinky smutter of no small talent for Excite and Pink Flamingo. Really, you should check it out!<br />
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This entry actually inspired a 7000-word paranormal D/s story that I just finished. The MFM story below is purely fictional wishful thinking on my part about its first beta reading.<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;">A Raw Onion, A Book, and a Green and Purple Dream</div><br />
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<div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">Kel got the spanish onion from the freezer. On top of being a fantastic practice dummy for all my rope bondage inventions, she was a font of such wisdoms as “freeze an onion for thirty minutes and it won't make you cry.” I, on the other hand, stick to only one wisdom—surrounding myself with friends who can make me look smart so I don't actually have to be.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">Sure enough, the onion was sliced tearlessly. I was supposed to be re-braiding Kel's waist piece, but mostly I was watching her dance around the kitchen as she prepared our lunch. She was wearing the black leotard she always wore to my “brainstorming over her body” sessions, and shiny white nylon rope was still coiled around her wrists and ankles, and crisscrossed over her black spandex-shrouded torso. Gift wrapped. The problem with working with such a delicious-looking practice partner was that I always wanted to unwrap and play with her before we were done.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">There was a twirl, a wiggle, a flourish and a mandatory moment of me cheering and applauding as her lunch creation was revealed. Despite the fact that the accolades were for her performance and not the food, lunch was pretty fabulous. She'd taken ground turkey, feta cheese, kalmata olives and spices and turned them into burger art. Served on a ciabatta bun with thick onion slices, spinach leaves and—because I'm only capable of straying so far from familiarity—ketchup, they were beyond a doubt the tastiest burgers I'd ever tasted.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">Kel snatched the file folder from the table in between our place settings with an excited “ooooh, is this it?”</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">I answered with a glare and pointed at my mouth which was full of burgery goodness. She took the hint and started to read the first few pages of the story to herself.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">Yet another of Kel's sundry talents was that she was a phenomenal beta reader—she had a perfectionist's eye for typos and grammatical errors, and always knew how to couch the more...constructive...criticisms with encouraging praise. When she volunteered to help me copyedit my short stories, I promised her that the tenth one she read would have a protagonist based on her. This was story number ten, and all she knew about it was that “her” character's name was Colleen, and that she was somehow supernatural.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">She was on page four by the time I'd finished lunch. </div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">“Okay, I have to know: this cool superpower I have in the dream sequence, the one that lets me sense people's emotions as colours and, you know, taste them and stuff—do I get to keep that when I wake up?”</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">I grinned. “Forever and ever, bay-bee.”</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">“Neat. So, this guy here, he's all purple. What does that mean?”</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">“Purple's spite. Tastes like slightly fermented plums.”</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">“Ah. And green is envy, I suppose?”</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">“Please. Give me credit for not being <i>that</i> cliché. I didn't actually use green, but in my mind it's not envy, it's hope. Probably tastes like pesto or something.”</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">“You and your worlds you create. I bet you've got a whole mental rainbow catalogue of colour and flavour combinations that don't appear anywhere in your story.”</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">I held up my hands in self-defense. “I plead the whatever-it-is we have instead of a fifth amendment.” Stupid Law and Order ensuring that the entire Canadian population know more about American law than our own.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">“Alright, fine. If you won't answer that one at least tell me what my character <i>is</i>, for crying out loud! I'm on page five and you still haven't revealed it. Is she a psionic, a robot, a witch, a vampire, what?”</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">“Nope, none of those.”</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">I stretched out the pause with a grin. “She's a were-coyote.”</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">“A were-<i>coyote</i>?”</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">Kel paused to give that adequate consideration, then she nodded.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">“Sexy. I like it!”</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">I fucking love my friends.</div>Madeline Elaynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15869227638200564350noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3614342822943299288.post-44059210287425240382010-10-04T07:41:00.000-07:002010-10-04T08:55:36.759-07:00Yup. Pimpin out my blog for free swag.......but it's free paranormally smutty swag for <i>you,</i> so that should buy me a pass, right? The contest linked at the bottom of this page is giving a way a yoooge stack of free stuff. I eat through books at a crazyfast rate. If you do too, why not see if you can add a new author to your favourites by maybe getting a free book of theirs to try out? I mean, it's <i>free,</i> right?<br />
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<b>Win a copy of <i>A Safe Harbor</i> by Moira Rogers!</b><br />
<img align="left" alt="A Safe Harbor" src="http://www.moirarogers.com/covers/safeharbor-120.jpg" /><i><b>Find out how it all began...</b></i><br />
<i>During the bite of the Great Depression, sole female dominant Joan Fuller struggles against the rise of cruelty among her alpha counterparts. The men tolerate her interference--until she breaks from the pack and allies with a witch and a vampire. Now the Boston alpha intends to bring them all forcibly back into the fold--and teach her a lesson she may not survive.</i><br />
<i>Seamus Whelan and his werewolf bootleggers intend to retire from smuggling and savor their fortune, but first they must do a favor for an old friend: escort some female wolves to safety. An easy job, if their leader wasn't a prim ex-debutante with enough power to challenge Seamus himself. Chance makes them allies; powerful need makes them lovers.</i><br />
<i>Together, they have the opportunity to build a sanctuary for their kind, but first they must free themselves from Joan's past, and the powerful man who would see her destroyed.</i><br />
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If you, too like things that are free, and wanna win a digital copy of <i>A Safe Harbor</i>, leave a comment here and next Monday, right before the next microfiction installment, I'll draw a winner at random and poof, you're one book richer! (and yes, books are a valid form of wealth. They are!)<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">This contest is a part of Moira Rogers' & Vivian Arend's Fall Frenzy Event. For your chance to win books, gift certificates, ereaders and more, visit <a href="http://www.moirarogers.com/contests/">http://www.moirarogers.com/contests/</a></span>Madeline Elaynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15869227638200564350noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3614342822943299288.post-87644850374509098162010-10-01T17:47:00.000-07:002010-10-01T17:47:12.088-07:00Eeee! A REVIEW!Okay, I admit it. I'm vain. In an effort to find something that I'd lost into the vast unknown of cyberspace, I googled myself, and then I found I just couldn't stop looking. During this moment of extreme narcissism, I stumbled upon this snippet of review by Tori Rebel for my story in Please, Ma`am:<br />
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"Mr. February" by Madeline Elayne is by far the most endearing and romantic story in the book, which is a nice change in an erotica compilation, especially that in the D/s genre. It tells the story of the All-American guy-next-door husband who discovers his submissive self and though afraid, presents his desires to his loving wife, expecting the worst, but he is pleasantly surprised.<br />
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It seems I enjoy hearing nice words said about what I write even more than nice words about me!<br />
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I'm all grinny now, hee. The rest of the review is <a href="http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-toy-reviews/media/this-mistress-is-very-pleased">here </a><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aSyHrLQVHzM/TKZ_w9ix_TI/AAAAAAAAACs/ZeTSJmAbPhg/s1600/Please+Ma%60am.jpg" /><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Please-Maam-Erotic-Stories-Submission/dp/1573443883/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1285980139&sr=8-1">Please, Ma`am</a></div>Madeline Elaynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15869227638200564350noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3614342822943299288.post-12105769750552029162010-10-01T04:57:00.000-07:002010-10-02T16:25:14.177-07:00Ebook Review: The Lord of Misrule, by Kannan FengEbook Review:<u> <a href="http://www.circlet.com/?p=1597#more-1597">The Lord of Misrule</a></u> by Kannan Feng<br />
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</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">I feel I must start with a disclaimer. I began reading this book with a very strong bias toward liking it before I even cracked its virtual cover. Not because I already knew that I liked Kannan's writing style (though this is true), or because I had already read and enjoyed the short story that became the basis for the novella (also true.) I was biased toward this book because it's my kink on the pages. Despite obvious anatomical incongruities between me and the protagonists, I'm most deeply attracted to pairings (or multiplings) on the queerer end of the spectrum, and a blend of sadomasochism and power play blended with a nice, sharp edge of pushing and seeking for intangible limits pushes ALL my buttons. So needless to say, this novella turned me on, and isn't that the holy grail of erotica? Honestly, though, I really couldn't say how someone whose tastes were more contrary might view it. </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">I found Lord of Misrule delightful. Rich, privileged and brilliant scholar Verity is the type of character that you can cheer to see taken down a notch or seven with no misgivings, and the choice of his servant—cool, unreadable and ever-so-proper Iskander—as the one to bring on the taking down brings about many opportunities (well taken, I might add) to play with the more interesting aspects of power exchange as a sexual mechanism.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">The relationship between the two of them is in a constant state of flux that appeals to me greatly. Verity struggles with the fact that his wants and needs when it comes to Iskander are contrary to his normal role in a relationship, and the intensity of his feelings for him are often on the edge of becoming just too overwhelming to handle. I'm happy to say that he does manage to eventually crack that implacable shell of Iskander's. Once or twice, a little bit, at least. The emotional honesty with which the characters are written, especially Verity's struggles, allow the reader to identify with, and even like, a character who has more than a few flaws.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">I found the writing style flowing, easy to follow, and paced at such a rate that I wanted to keep turning e-reader-pages until I'd run out. As is the case with many e-books, especially in the erotica genre, there seems to be a slightly higher concentration of copyediting errors than their paper counterparts, but it passes the litmus test that I use to measure such errors with ease: never did I find myself being wrenched out of the book, or otherwise unpleasantly distracted by their occasional blips.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">A solid 4.5 stars (or erect nipples, if you prefer.)</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">Highly recommended to anyone whose idea of good smut involves a bit of the queer and kinky.</div>Madeline Elaynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15869227638200564350noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3614342822943299288.post-43598300141444075702010-09-27T12:20:00.001-07:002010-09-27T12:22:49.785-07:00Microfiction Monday (oh yeah, baby, it's back!): Stiletto<div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">Fear.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">Logically, I know that this has nothing to do with her hurting me, and everything to do with fear. Logically, I'm perfectly safe here.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">When you're kneeling bound and blindfolded in the middle of the floor, though, logic can just go fuck itself. My body, not my logical mind, rules my emotions right now, and my body is afraid.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">I'm sweating and shivering at the same time—big, convulsive tremors that seem to shake the whole room. A noise behind me, the soft metallic click that I know so well, tells me that she's just drawn the stiletto that she keeps in the sheath on her wrist. A wave of terror—and an equally powerful rush of arousal—courses through me, so unopposable that I'm shocked into absolute stillness. Heart in my throat, I strain for any sound that will tell me where she is.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">I bask in the agony of not knowing when I'll feel her next touch, or the cool menace of the blade in her hand. Will she press the flat of that magnificent blade to my lips to kiss? Cut my bonds with it? My clothes? Or will this be the one time, the first time, that its razor-sharp edge parts flesh instead of fabric?</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">Entirely at her mercy, I wonder how long she can keep me from knowing where she is, or what she intends to do.</div><div style="line-height: 200%; margin-bottom: 0cm; text-indent: 1.2cm;">Forever, I hope. This is my favourite part.</div>Madeline Elaynehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15869227638200564350noreply@blogger.com0