I have good news, everyone!
Firstly, I have not, as previously assumed, fallen entirely off the face of the planet. And I've even been writing a little bit.
In fact, I have a small bit of fun microfiction out in Circlet Press's new book: The Circlet Treasure Chest. The story is called Femme Fatale and it is quite likely the shortest thing I've ever written but I do like the way it turned out.
Even better, you can win it! Free! As well as 25 other ebooks! All in one single contest!
Circlet is a deightful press that specializes in erotic speculative fiction and has published some phenomenal talent. And all the queer, squee!
Enter here and try them out at no risk to you!